Bloody Murder

I lie awake in my room, envisioning murder of the most satisfying sort when sleep dares not disturb my wrath.  There’s blood on my hands.  It glows with the sweetness of melted, watermelon Dum-Dums.  I have had a taste of vengeance, and it leaves my throat parched, my tongue searching the corners of my cheeks … More Bloody Murder

Top Reasons to Decline an Invitation to Run a 5k (Ft. Listina)

1.  Running sucks. 2.  Being sweaty for hours is miserable and foul. 3.  I haven’t run in over two years. 4.  The last time I ran, I was running from the police. 5.  Are hot girls gonna be there? 6.  Because if hot girls are gonna be there, then I may be able to make … More Top Reasons to Decline an Invitation to Run a 5k (Ft. Listina)

The “Dude Chuu”

During my habit of enjoying a bit of Japanese TV, I noticed something kind of funny and most certainly awesome:  the Dude Chuu.  Now, first let me explain that I completely and arbitrarily made that name up, because I think it sounds cool.  Secondly, the word chuu is one way to say “kiss” in Japanese.  … More The “Dude Chuu”